Gerard Lopez - Wine expert

Get a cocktail, two glasses of champagne, two glasses of wine and a dessert liquor in me and this is apparently what I look like....

Probably for the best that it doesn't happen very often...actually has never really happened before. Fortunately there was no picture of what I looked like at four am that night...

I went to Vegas with my buddy Jake from here in Guate and a load of his friends (and brother). Trip was courtesy of my loving wife (who ended up, quite unfairly, having to deal with a car accident and several vomiting children.)

And no....I didn't win.